All the SINGLE ladies...

Top things that single women DESPISE about other single women:

1. SINGLE WOMEN BLOGGERS/WRITERS.
Do you really think that you have authority on this? Especially when you yourself are VERY single? You pride yourself in your singleness and even consider yourself a specialist in the field. Call me what you want, but I would rather NOT be a specialist sounding like a desperate woman needing a man and spreading disillusionment onto my single sisters by telling them what is WRONG with them so they can get their "man." Please see this article if you need more clarity: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2010/03/22/1329913/unwifeable.html

2. HOOCHIE MAMA's.
Yeah, I said it. If you are in your late 20’s or early 30’s and are a single woman, chances are you have taken your turn on the “sin wagon” and done yourself a little “mattress dancing.” But that is NOT what we want to see in other single ladies. Why? Because men come to expect that behavior from us based on you giving it up so easy. So why don’t you try playing a little hard to get? Invest in a handheld device and maintain some self-respect. I think it’s safe to say 99.9% of one night stands turn into regret… so go home alone. You will thank yourself in the morning.

3. DRAMA QUEENS
We all know them. We may have even been one at some point. Shut up. We don’t want to hear about it. Chances are if there is drama within the first 2 weeks of dating a guy, he is a tool and you should move on. Be grateful you didn’t waste any more of your time or hot air talking about his issues or defending him for his tool like behavior. Take the vow with Mary J. in 2010… “No more drama…”

4. OPRAH WINFREY WANNABES
Those single ladies who think they have all the answers to the trials and tribulations of dating… yet NEVER take their own advice. They send you articles from offenders like mentioned in #1 on this list thinking they know everything about everything. These single ladies, also have an art to circling their advice on dating life to others, back to themselves… this in turn typically results in dominating the entire conversation, which ironically ends up sounding like a sermon preached to themselves. Yeah, we would like for you to shut up too.. thanks.

5. PRAYING MANTIS SINGLES
These singles can be seen at the bars always scanning the crowd for “mr right.” Memo to Miss Praying Mantis, you look desperate. Quit ignoring your friends. Have a good time. Have a few drinks. If he is around, he will find YOU. You don’t have to be the freakin crocodile hunter and master the art of a man’s mannerisms they are not that complicated. They are attracted to fun. If you are fun, they will come. If you are a psycho praying mantis they will run. You can’t hide crazy behind those eyes. And girl, you are giving other nice eligible sane single ladies a bad rep with your ridiculous behavior.

6. TEAM SINGLE LADIES TEXTERS:
These offenders typically have been tricked by their fellow single friend who is interested in a particular man to text or call him to come out and play. You single lady texters are guilty by association. Your friend is acting desperate and rubbing that crap all over you. You aren’t her secretary. She has probably been reading too many articles mentioned in example #1 or #4.

***this is a work in progess.. suggestions/additions accepted :) ****

And Thank You for letting me vent. I feel MUCH better.